*at obscure fetish party* anyway here’s wonder bread
been getting threats of violence over this one and honestly? that’s fair
When you're 17 minutes into your first date and he says he's "only" fiscally conservative
While you guys have been drawing big booby animal people I’ve been busy repeatedly breaking my fingers until they reheal and have enough grip strength to allow me to climb up surfaces like a gibbon
this post is funny. itd be funnier if it said booby sauce though. just saying.
sory…cant please everyone!
“i am no one’s property”
“catch me!”
“papà said,”
“maidenhead”
“i must decline your offer of marriage”